We just got home from Alicja’s parents’ house after spending the best part of the day with her family. We were disgusted as we popped into Tesco when we saw drunk people staggering around town, absolutely lashed already at what was barely six o’clock. Live music is still booming from the pub next door. I cannot believe all the pubs are teeming with people, with live music sets even on a sodding Easter Sunday.

Something tells me they’re not celebrating the resurrection of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

I jokingly suggested to Alicja that I should shout inflammatory remarks out the window in my go-to hickey accent for such occasions and so, when we finally got back into the flat, I cracked open one of the skylights and bellowed as loud as I could. I screamed ‘FUCK YEAH!’ And ‘THAT’S SOME FUCKING GOOD SHIT YEEEEEAH!’. I even shrieked ‘TEQUILA’ in time to the band’s piss poor rendition of The Champs song.

I decided to peek through the curtains of our Juliet door to 'observe the aftermath' as it were and, who do I see but my fucking supervisor! Of course he’s at the pub on Easter Sunday – where the Hell else would he be? ___ Tags: #management #called #you #are #fired 🤣😂

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#easter #family #fun #holiday #break #relax