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By the time I stop letting idiots live in my head rent-free, the day is almost over. I feel like I've wasted my birthday allowing bullshit like work get me all wound up. At least I enjoyed some time with my family and Alicja, sharing some good food and some hearty laughs.

Turns out my Dad really likes ChatGPT's zingers when we asked him to roast us.

I received some cute, whimsy birthday cards and some beautiful gifts too – including a new furry friend, Rowan the Hare. My sister bought him for me and he's utterly adorable. I can't wait to get to know him better – from the little profile on his tag it sounds he's cut from the same rambunctious cloth as ol' Birchy.

I think my tenure at β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ is getting a bit long in the tooth. If I'm shedding tears about it, especially on my birthday, I think it might just be high time to move on.

Driven to crying on my birthday, haha, you know what they say... C'est ma fΓͺte...

I came so close to saying fuck it all and, in a mad frenzy, burning all my bridges with work by texting my supervisor that I 'can't be arsed anymore', that I 'won't be coming in next week' and – on top of all that – that I think he's a 'low-life, chauvinistic crackhead' who would be doing us all a favour if he just 'fucked off forever'... ___ Tags:

#birthday #sad #lesliegore #itsmyparty #cestmafete #work #gifts #family #support

We just got home from Alicja’s parents’ house after spending the best part of the day with her family. We were disgusted as we popped into Tesco when we saw drunk people staggering around town, absolutely lashed already at what was barely six o’clock. Live music is still booming from the pub next door. I cannot believe all the pubs are teeming with people, with live music sets even on a sodding Easter Sunday.

Something tells me they’re not celebrating the resurrection of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

I jokingly suggested to Alicja that I should shout inflammatory remarks out the window in my go-to hickey accent for such occasions and so, when we finally got back into the flat, I cracked open one of the skylights and bellowed as loud as I could. I screamed β€˜FUCK YEAH!’ And β€˜THAT’S SOME FUCKING GOOD SHIT YEEEEEAH!’. I even shrieked β€˜TEQUILA’ in time to the band’s piss poor rendition of The Champs song.

I decided to peek through the curtains of our Juliet door to 'observe the aftermath' as it were and, who do I see but my fucking supervisor! Of course he’s at the pub on Easter Sunday – where the Hell else would he be? ___ Tags: #management #called #you #are #fired πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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#easter #family #fun #holiday #break #relax